Hi, I'm a friendly cephalopod (she\they) This is just my hodgepodge blog of stuff I like! The tagging is spotty, so I apologize in advance.
My personal side blog is 0% hidden and where my original vent posts wither and decay, and where I let the few writer-y things I post gather dust, to slowly coalesce into a dustbunny army.

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi:

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi:

getting lost in boston is fun because I turned around on a street corner three times and some guy yelled “hey stupid! the bus is that way!” very helpful interaction and accurate insult, 10/10 no notes

one time I walked around a building a couple times looking for a bathroom and this guy went “this bitch thinks she’s on a merrygoround, where the fuck are you tryna go? bathroom? one floor down to the right behind the door that says bathroom.”

talesfromthecrypts:

Found footage movies that get turned into a series of found footage movies are always so funny. We keep buying cameras and the guys keep getting eaten by ghosts and I said well its seems like you’re just feeding journalists to the monsters and then my producer started crying

striders:

a fun thing about crochet is that it sucks really bad to do when your hands are dry. but when your hands are lotioned. well it also sucks then

derinthescarletpescatarian:

asparklethatisblue:

The German book cover industry has been my sworn enemy since I was 11 years old. But just to demonstrate I want you to see this example of Pterry’s Snuff, UK edition and German edition

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look! a fun book cover and a beautiful illustration on its own merits, by Paul Kidby who did most of the novels and official art in later years.

now. same thing in Germany:

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you understand

I thought I was prepared to scroll down and I wasn’t. I wasn’t prepared.

what-even-is-thiss:

I love talking about the biggest or best thing “this side of the Mississippi” because like hey buddy I can make the best peach cobbler in this half of the continent but god only knows what peach secrets they have over on the other coast. I’m not messing with that.